LOL

I found this at cbeck's and had to share it. Sorry, but I thought anything this funny was too good to leave on just one site.

Oil Change instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent: Oil Change -$20.00, Coffee -$1.00, Total - $21.00.

Oil Change instructions for Men:
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00.

2) Stop by 7 - 11 and buy a case of beer, write a cheque for $20.00, drive home.

[it just get's funnier from here]...
[Wasted Days, Wasted Nites]