A little humor from the Monkey Cage

If I were a lumberjack before I cut down each tree I would say to it "Let me AXE you something"
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You know not to fold, spindle or mutilate - but if someone told you that you HAD to spindle something would you even know where to begin?
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Remember when we were kids and a "firewall" was part of a car?
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So what IS Victoria's Secret anyway?
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I found myself waving to a Budweiser truck rolling down the highway as if he were a long lost friend - and then a thought crossed my mind: "I MIGHT be a redneck..."
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Sure they TELL YOU that they like someone who "can think on their feet" at interviews - that's what they SAY - but later they'll fire you for never being at your desk or at work.

[The Monkey Cage]