Let the tie go the way of the dodo!
PERHAPS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING...
"Gianni Versace's latest book Men Without Ties is a runaway success. And now, at the most progressive corporations of New York, Paris, and London, it is quite permissible for men to appear dressed for business with no trace of silk, rayon, or polyester about their necks. What has come undone? Why, after an unprecedented two-thousand year reign, has the most useless, and yet the most fussed over, element of male attire gradually begun to whither in importance?"
A Loosening of Ties
By Willy J. Spat [Pure Land Mountain]